Monday, November 19, 2007

Of Dolphins and Later Day Saints




The theory of evolution has passed on to be a religion. So is global warming; say anything against it and you are labelled a heretic. You will be ordained of saintly status if you work hard enough to promote it.


Say hail to Al Gore, the patron saint of global warming. He looks very much like Willy, you know, the famous dolphin; maybe that's why he won the nobel. He's got everything going for him, has Al. As I recall he came as a guest to Malaysia once, and he almost got the nobel peace price then for advocating street violence. Then, he almost became president; he it is who proclaimed himself the smartest candidate who did not become king.

Now we know he has got dolphin power; a built in sonar device which can detect what's ahead. He saved himself for a higher calling. (Pun intended). Who knows how much better the world would have been, had he become president.

The advent of the blog has afforded a convenient outlet for many aspiring saints to reveal themselves. Of the home-grown variety, we have more than enough; their line-up would reach cloud seven. It would warm Al's heart to know the depth of their dedication to their cause or causes, whatever they are. Apparently there are always two versions of the truth; theirs and the government's.

I always thought that truth should not take any sides of any dispute. but then, when saints are involved, truth becomes a prisoner of conscience, and left to languish in muddy minds, I ask you, where will we turn for the truth?

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